Here I am reading a book I found lying around. Perhaps you have heard of it? It's called Thus Spoke Zarathustra by a man named Freidrich Nietzche. Odd book... perhaps one day I'll understand it.
At Gran and Grandad's place I found a fantastic new car but I had to make sure that I was wearing the proper headgear to keep me safe. A salad bowl works very well for a helmet.
And say... what are you looking at? What's so funny?